Giant pearls, gold plate and bizarre heels

Wear only art. Shoes by Alexander McQueen.

Stop playin'

Chess for gazillionaires = set complete with couture clad runway models..... I fully intend on having Alexander McQueen set up a room for this in the eastern wing ;-) Games on Wednesday nights. Challengers please RSVP to my dreams....

Let's be unicorns

I didn't have to look far to satisfy my craving for all things fashion and unicorn.  In fact, the mythic creatures seem to have inspired a creative side of designers limited only by the imagination. Some, like the unicorn hats and eyelash gems, are best saved for halloween, but others, such as Jeffrey Campbell's unicorn inspired shoes and Alexander McQueen's unicorn clutch, are totally awesome AND wearable.  The cat-icorn might be animal cruelty... just saying....that cat looks pissed. 

You can have whatever you like...

Ok ladies, now that we have established we all love to look good, let's admit, whether or not we actually ARE royalty, we do not have an unlimited amount of cash to drop on every single new-fangled thing the perpetually evolving world of fashion throws our way.  That being said, we damn sure don't want anyone else knowing that ;-) Enter Bag, Borrow or Steal: a website which allows you to "borrow" (rent) or steal (purchase second hand), all of the handbags and accessories you covet.  This consistently offers the latest runway styles and couture labels we all love, starting at around $100 a month, delivered to your home and, guaranteed 100% authentic.  They also sell gift certificates which I, for one, would be ECSTATIC to receive. Big job interview? No problem: BAM! Chanel. Snooty friend's wedding? Alexander McQueen her right in her snooty face.... you get the point.... Have fun you thrifty bitches :-)